Sunday, September 21, 2014

HARD ON FOR HOOLYWOOD

I missed the N.HOOLYWOOD runway because of bad traffic and by that I mean shirtless male models. The designer met with me afterwards so I could squeeze in an interview and avoid getting fired. He was really sweet, according to his translator. Watch if you love stylish subtitles :@)

Friday, September 19, 2014

VENUSX and LUAR ZEPOL

Backstage at Luar Zepol they had pizza, candy and glamorous gusts like VenusX, [the other] Prince and the Candy Kids creator! I got to chat with them all while riding a sugar rush. Czech it out y'all!


Thursday, September 18, 2014

YOUTUBE OR NOT YOUTUBE

Hey y'all! Does your grandma know about Youtube? I'm kidding, of course I'm subscribed to her channel! Hemorrhoid Cream Dream Cake is one of my faves! Anyway, my boss didn't know that Vimeo  is a dead site created for ball-breaking-video-makers who hate the concept of views. That's where Bullett TV was hosting my stuff for months while I silently cried on the inside (JK, I do all my crying loudly and publicly). After arguing and fighting and eventually winning my battle ~of the sexes~ I was able to create our first Youtube Channel *applause* so now you've got to subscribe so I can prove to my boss that we Did The Right Thing. Watch the latest Everything is Embarrassing episodes (and re-watch them and re-re-watch them) as well as some new Fashion WEAK interviews!! 

How are y'all doing? On a scale from one to the Backstreet Boys how much do you miss me?



Thursday, June 26, 2014

SEXERCISM

We've all been there: you can't get someone out of your head so you let someone else into your bed with some warm bread and y'all play dead and while giving head? IDK what the kids are doing these days but I do know that SEXERCISM is a common practice, especially during men's fashion week. Check it out in my WOVO series below!

Sunday, June 22, 2014

EVERYTHING IS EMBARRASSING

Neglecting a blog is kind of like leaving a boyfriend. 

You're full of heartbreak and regret. You're losing your sense of self and purpose. You should just forget, yet there he is, taunting you on your bookmarks. I miss posting on here daily but not doing so has helped me be able to do other stuff, like write a book nobody will publish, get my roots done every three weeks and create a show for Bullett TV!

The first episode is with Petra Collins and it's super awkward.



I'll post the rest of the episodes here, too, so I hope the three of y'all that still follow me here appreciate it, since writing this post brought up some gnarly Post-Traumatic-Blogging-Disorder.

PS: I'm also werqing on a new video series for WOVO, check that out here: