hey yall! 2morrow im America-bound once again. im rly excited; hoping this trip will be just as scandalous and dramatic as the last ;)
im also pretty excited abt.
getting there; over the years ive gotten rly good @ making the most of airports, airplanes, flight attendants, etc.

here are some tips 4 those of you "traveling" this summer:
1) pack lightly.
ONLY bring what you
absolutely need:
walking heels,
running heels,
driving heels,
daytime heels,
nighttime heels,
restaurant heels,
cafe heels,
beach heels and
home heels.

you dont need 2 pack clothes bc your mom/sister will buy you some when you come home.
2) carry-on wisely. you'll need:
-all of your makeup; you'll look like shit mid-atlantic.

-a charged ipod, so you can listen to rly sad music while your plane is taking off; this way you can make yourself cry and feel like youre in a movie.

-a book, in case you sit next 2 a cute boy and want 2 "impress him" by "pretending 2 read."

-a fashion magazine, so you can tell your mom/sister what 2 buy u when u land.

-some food (just kidding! lol).

-some gum, if you "get lucky" w/the boy next 2 u.

-some money, if u get stuck @ the airport and need 2 "hit the bar."

-your phone, so you can send ppl rly "sad texts." (make them miss u).
3) be careful!rly people, last time i 4got my carry-on @ security and had some "problems." they'll think youre a terrorist, and
not in the chic way.

4) take advantage of the flight attendants.they're there 4 a
reason.
5) get "picked up."
if you have time, "get lost" in the airport (soooo confusing) and ask one of the pilots 4 "help" ;)

(this only counts if he's in uniform)
6) freshen up.@ the duty-free stores. they're full of perfume and makeup samples and sometimes they give out free shots!

7) take your time.
are your parents/friends/boyfriend(s) meeting u @ the airport?
GOOD.
make em' wait!
once you reach your final destination you dont want 2 hurry and look like you "missed" the ppl there. go 2 the bathroom, get some coffee, change outfits, etc. YOURE the one who just had to travel across the ocean;
they should be happy you're coming @ all.
the txt .jpg really made me l.o.l.
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