Zach's Latest Statuses, Starting From Oldest To Most Recent:
"have you heard that zach is coming to TacTues tonite? i dunno if it's just a rumor but i better go just to make sure." -- excerpt from a conversation you just had/are going to have
this was the first of This Type Of Facebook Status i had ever seen--i had to re-read it several times to truly savor & appreciate its levels of brilliance. Zach first brings up the fact that he's going to Taco Tuesday (the Hippest Event in Boone),
which supports his "hipster image." then he tells you that you are going to talk about him going there, which could be taken for arrogance, but the thing is that you probably did talk about Zach going to Taco Tuesday so in his case this shows humility.
"what time is zach going to TacTues tonight?" "i don't know, i think he goes twice" "we better just get there early and stay all night then" -- convo i just heard a couple girls having
another "spin" on the previous Status--never gets old.
"What We Talk About When We Talk About Zach."
here Zach has taken the saying "What We Talk About When We Talk About Food" and replaced the word "Food" with the word "Zach." im not sure where this "saying" is from but im pretty sure it's something Pop-Culture related so not only is Zach showing that he is "aware of Pop Culture" (something i'm always stressing the importance of) but that he's clever enough to always always ALWAYS make everything about him.
"i wish zach would wear a white v-neck more often" -- excerpt from a thought that just crossed yr mind
here Zach is again using his fail-proof "Youre Talking About Me" approach to show his good taste in fashion. through this status he is telling us that he wears and is aware of the "classic cool" that is a White V-Neck.
some people may think he's "joking" here but the thing is i DO wish Zach wore white v-necks more often and i think about it all the time.
"Zachary Smith just changed his twitter status."
here Zach has incorporated his Twitter Personality into his Facebook Personality which helps promote his Overall Online Personality.
if you follow Zach on twitter, (@Zachthat), you'll know that at that VERY MOMENT he actually also changed his TWITTER status to say "Zachthat just changed his facebook status."
"what does zach even DO on saturday nights?" "don't get your hopes up, girl. his twitter says he's wearing his burberry shirt tonight." "you're right. wherever he's going, we won't even be able to get through the door." -- excerpt from a convo i just saw in my crystal ball between 2 homely gurls
again Zach has brought his Twitter Self and Facebook Self together, which shows he isnt afraid of "breaking rules/boundaries." Zach also mentions his Burberry shirt,
which shows, again, that he is fashionable via having a Burberry shirt because Burberry is fashionable.
finally, Zach tells you he's "cool" by suggesting two "homely gurls" cant go where he's going--and if you know Zach you'll know that's true because he only hangs out with Beautiful Boys.