I just did something Out of Character.
Perhaps via the Spirit of the New Year and My Hangover...
But I'm wearing Men's Cologne.
This Black Polo Ralph Lauren Cologne I found in my Dad's Bathroom Drawer. I tried it on and immediately packed it into my suitcase. He doesn't need it anyway--Croatian Dads should only wear Alcohol.
I'm surprised I hadn't thought of this before.
THE PERKS OF MEN'S COLOGNE 2010:
You'll always smell a "Hot Guy" around you...
only the "Hot Guy" will be YOU!
Every time you go out with a guy, he'll smell OTHER GUYS on you which will drive him INSANELY jealous and therefore crazy about you.
If you actually DO go out with other guys, aka "Cheat," you'll always have the scent of YOUR men's cologne to fall back on as an excuse for "smelling like another guy."
Girls will be attracted to you, which is great.
Because Girls Should Stick Together.