Friday, January 15, 2010

~so long suckers~

So I'm gonna be completely honest with yall--I dont know how much I'm gonna be blogging these next few weeks--I'm going to be terribly busy. With Models.

I'll TRY to cover the Les Hommes show this Saturday

but I dont know--I may be too busy Dressing Beautiful Boys

and making connections with Important People that will later help me become FAMOUS.

Just in case I don't write for a while, I'm leaving you with some ideas on how to Spend Your Time during this [potential] [brief] pause in our Relationship.

1) Experiment With Color

My second biggest fear in life is my Fear of "Clashing."

(First Biggest Fear: talking about "sex" with my "parents"). 
My Fear Of Clashing is one of the reasons why I usually opt for black. 

To make up for that I've always kept my lips and nails excessively colored,

but I still felt my lipstick had to match my nails [and vice-versa]. I felt this not only because of my FOC (Fear of Clashing) but also because of the Biased Ideals that Society has pushed onto me via Vogue Magazine

and its Featured Advertisements. 

Because of this, I have spent hours re-painting my nails several times a week just to avoid being caught with clashing colors. (You never know when the Satorialist will stop you on the street).

However. Today I wanted to wear a pink skirt and pink lipstick. 

But my nails were red! And I was out of nail polish remover. I was late to class. I had no time. I didn't want to change. So I just went with it. And you know what? it was chic as shit

Take that, Anna Wintour.

2) Work On Your "Health"
I recently discovered the Power of Vinegar. Apparently it "curbs your hunger." Drink 1 glass for breakfast, 1 glass for lunch and 1 glass for dinner every day for 1 month and you'll look and feel better than ever.

3) Make New Friends
Prisons are full of people desperate for companionship. They're the perfect types of friends because they're always there when you need them, and never there when you don't.

(Via them being trapped in prison).

4) Make a Difference in Your Community.

Lots of people are "out of work" and becoming "impoverished" right now, due to "problems with the economy."  (Via the "lack of Communism"). Help the people in your community by providing work. 

***For example, Littering more will help provide jobs for aspiring Janitors and Custodians. Committing More Crimes will help people find work in "Criminal Justice." Having "unwanted babies" will help people working in orphanages. ETC***

In addition to helping people Get Work, you can also help make your community more "beautiful." Throw all your food away 

(especially canned food) so that everyone in your community can be skinny and fabulous.

5) Read More!

Reading is really important, yall. It "expands your mind."

I hope yall will be O.K. without me...if you have any questions or concerns just leave me a comment and I'll try to get back to you ASAP (As Soon As Possible). Love Yall. 

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