Sunday, February 21, 2010

Never Le[n]t Me Go

I'm very serious about my Spirituality:
"Religion" via Communism

 
and "God" via Karl Lagerfeld. 


love you, K :-)


I've never questioned My Beliefs before but last night I had sort of a "Spiritual Awakening"--via an Irish Boy I met at a bar.


~irish~

Last night I was at a bar with Some Friends and naturally we were all ordering Alcoholic Beverages. But the Irish Boy ordered a Hot Tea. 


*gasp*


I asked him what was wrong, thinking maybe he has an ulcer or is pregnant or already drunk. So you can imagine my shock when he said: "Ive given up Alcohol for Lent."


huh?

Me:  "oh, so you believe in Jesus and stuff?"

Him: "yeah...of course."

Me: "....."

OK. So at first I was like "thats hella stupid" right? Like, nobody's gonna tell ME what to do, you know? But then I Really Thought About It and realized something--Giving Stuff Up is the chicest thing you can do. 

For example: Giving up Food to be Skinny-via models. 


Giving up Comfort to be Chic-via Lady Gaga. 


Giving up Sleep to Have Fun-via me. 


~we dont need sleep all we need is each other~

So it got me thinking: maybe I should give up something too. You know, to be "in" or whatever.

CRUMPETS LENT LIST: WHAT TO "GIVE UP" 2010:

1) SCHOOL


Who needs it?

School only Brings You Down via making you Do Stuff and Wake Up On Time. Plus these days it's all about Who You Know vs What You Know. 


You know?

2) WORK




I think quitting work THIS particular month would be perfect because this month we're doing Women's Wear aka I'll be working with Female Models aka whats the point, right?

3) FRIENDS


I mean...if you can even call them that.

4) FACEBOOK


Just Kidding Yall I would never do that.

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