It happens to the best of us.
Between This Weather,
and a BROKEN WASHING MACHINE
it can be hard for a girl to "keep her chin up."
Here are some tips on how to Stay Happy when the rest of the world is against you.
CRUMPETS ANTI-DEPRESSION GUIDE FEBRUARY 2010:
1) Stay Out.
Stay away from home as much as possible. Fresh Air (cigarette smoke) and Positive Surroundings (afterparties) can make anyone feel better.
Take yourself out to your Favorite Places--it will "keep you busy" and give you "something to look forward to."
I took myself to McDonald's on Valentine's Day.
I never felt better.
2) Meet New People.
Old Friends can "bring you down."
It's time for a change! Some people meet new friends at school or parties but I prefer Chatroulette.com.
Have yall tried it yet?
3) Look Sharp.
In order to Feel Good on the Inside you must LOOK GOOD on the OUTSIDE.
Fight your Seasonal Depression by Fighting the Season! Wear your cutest summer outfits and youll think youre at the beach! Just convince yourself the snow between your toes is actually sand and the wind damage on your face is just sunburn B-)
You'll look great and get TONS of attention (via looking "psychotic") and getting attention is really the only point to doing anything, right?
Read Inspiring Literature that will quench your Mind, Body and Soul. I recommend Chelsea Handler--she's like a Modern Day Marx.
Philosophy, Politics, Life, Etc.
This one's a Crumpets Classic.
And if these books get a bit too "heavy" any Cosmo Issue will do.
Because who the hell cares about anything anyway?