So this was Women's Fashion Week in Milan.
Which means a few things:
1) Lindsay Lohan
with Roberto Cavalli...a match made in Fake Tan Heaven
2) "Thinspiration"
(self-loathing)
Thinspiration via DSquared
Thinspiration via Moschino
Thinspiration via Bottega Veneta
Thinspiration via Gianfranco Ferre
3) That Woman With The Bob
I hate Women's Fashion Week and I'm glad it's over.
I think the end of Women's Fashion Week is going to mark the end of the Lifestyle I've been rocking this month--aka staying away from my Haus as much as possible and not remembering anything.
where am I
I'm getting tired and I'm getting BROKE. I've been considering pawning my Bulgari ring so I can buy this pair of Sonia Rykiel shoes from H&M--what do yall think?
I need to find a way to manage my money and more importantly, my time. I'ts just hard to stay home now that I'm a Local Celebrity.
famous
Speaking of which, I have a story:
Friday night there was some Cocktail Party at the American Apparel Store on Pta Ticinese.
home
I only heard about it from a friend but OF COURSE I assumed I could get in via being a V.I.P. (Very Important Person). Not only did I KNOW I was getting in but I also kind of thought it may be taking place in My Honor-seeing as how much promotion I do for them on a DAILY basis. Like, when I told you guys I only wear American Apparel Hot Pants and Leotards in the winter covered by some Trashy Coat? I wasn't kidding.
Like, it's almost embarrassing.
LIST?! I AM THE LIST, LADY.
I won't get into details of what was said but I don't think I'm ever coming back.
This means I have to stop shopping there which means I have to Change My Look.
new look
I'm over this Party Scraps Found On The Floor Look I've been doing for ~1 year now. I don't want to look like a Walk of Shame Impersonated.
(This & previous photo of me by Silvia Bergomi)
I dont need to look "Classy" but I NEED to look RICH.
That's why, this season DSquared is my Inspiration. I have never liked DSquared before but their latest fashion show really Resonated With Me--this is exactly how I'd dress if I had money. And I'm going to find a way to get there.
Cruella Devil meets Dominatrix Secretary meets Dictator's Wife
Is anyone hiring?
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