So this was Women's Fashion Week in Milan.
Which means a few things:
1) Lindsay Lohan
with Roberto Cavalli...a match made in Fake Tan Heaven
Thinspiration via DSquared
Thinspiration via Moschino
Thinspiration via Bottega Veneta
Thinspiration via Gianfranco Ferre
3) That Woman With The Bob
I hate Women's Fashion Week and I'm glad it's over.
I think the end of Women's Fashion Week is going to mark the end of the Lifestyle I've been rocking this month--aka staying away from my Haus as much as possible and not remembering anything.
where am I
I'm getting tired and I'm getting BROKE. I've been considering pawning my Bulgari ring so I can buy this pair of Sonia Rykiel shoes from H&M--what do yall think?
I need to find a way to manage my money and more importantly, my time. I'ts just hard to stay home now that I'm a Local Celebrity.
Speaking of which, I have a story:
Friday night there was some Cocktail Party at the American Apparel Store on Pta Ticinese.
I only heard about it from a friend but OF COURSE I assumed I could get in via being a V.I.P. (Very Important Person). Not only did I KNOW I was getting in but I also kind of thought it may be taking place in My Honor-seeing as how much promotion I do for them on a DAILY basis. Like, when I told you guys I only wear American Apparel Hot Pants and Leotards in the winter covered by some Trashy Coat? I wasn't kidding.
Like, it's almost embarrassing.
Anyway, you can IMAGINE my SHOCK when I show up, looking Hot, Cool and Uninterested, open the door and get STOPPED by Some Girl who asks me if I'm "On The List"
LIST?! I AM THE LIST, LADY.
I won't get into details of what was said but I don't think I'm ever coming back.
This means I have to stop shopping there which means I have to Change My Look.
I'm over this Party Scraps Found On The Floor Look I've been doing for ~1 year now. I don't want to look like a Walk of Shame Impersonated.
(This & previous photo of me by Silvia Bergomi)
I dont need to look "Classy" but I NEED to look RICH.
That's why, this season DSquared is my Inspiration. I have never liked DSquared before but their latest fashion show really Resonated With Me--this is exactly how I'd dress if I had money. And I'm going to find a way to get there.
Cruella Devil meets Dominatrix Secretary meets Dictator's Wife
Is anyone hiring?