End of an Era

So this was Women's Fashion Week in Milan.

Which means a few things:

1) Lindsay Lohan

with Roberto Cavalli...a match made in Fake Tan Heaven 

2) "Thinspiration" 

(self-loathing)

Thinspiration via DSquared

Thinspiration via Moschino

Thinspiration via Bottega Veneta

Thinspiration via Gianfranco Ferre

3) That Woman With The Bob

I hate Women's Fashion Week and I'm glad it's over.

I think the end of Women's Fashion Week is going to mark the end of the Lifestyle I've been rocking this month--aka staying away from my Haus as much as possible and not remembering anything.

where am I

I'm getting tired and I'm getting BROKE. I've been considering pawning my Bulgari ring so I can buy this pair of Sonia Rykiel shoes from H&M--what do yall think?

I need to find a way to manage my money and more importantly, my time. I'ts just hard to stay home now that I'm a Local Celebrity.

famous

Speaking of which, I have a story:

Friday night there was some Cocktail Party at the American Apparel Store on Pta Ticinese.

home

I only heard about it from a friend but OF COURSE I assumed I could get in via being a V.I.P. (Very Important Person). Not only did I KNOW I was getting in but I also kind of thought it may be taking place in My Honor-seeing as how much promotion I do for them on a DAILY basis. Like, when I told you guys I only wear American Apparel Hot Pants and Leotards in the winter covered by some Trashy Coat? I wasn't kidding.

Like, it's almost embarrassing. 

Anyway, you can IMAGINE my SHOCK when I show up, looking Hot, Cool and Uninterested, open the door and get STOPPED  by Some Girl who asks me if I'm "On The List" 

LIST?! I AM THE LIST, LADY.

I won't get into details of what was said but I don't think I'm ever coming back.

This means I have to stop shopping there which means I have to Change My Look.

new look

I'm over this Party Scraps Found On The Floor Look I've been doing for ~1 year now. I don't want to look like a Walk of Shame Impersonated. 

(This & previous photo of me by Silvia Bergomi)

I dont need to look "Classy" but I NEED to look RICH.

That's why, this season DSquared is my Inspiration. I have never liked DSquared before but their latest fashion show really Resonated With Me--this is exactly how I'd dress if I had money. And I'm going to find a way to get there. 

Cruella Devil meets Dominatrix Secretary meets Dictator's Wife

Is anyone hiring?