March is here and yall know what that means:
1) Re-Newing my Tram Pass.
not wearing makeup have to cover my face
I tried to "fight the system" last month via not renewing it and got caught TWICE within two weeks! (Had to pay ~80 Euros! Do yall know how many American Apparel tights I could buy with that money)?!
holding my bill-worth 20 tights-very angry-only own this t-shirt
2) The Last Weeks of Showroom Season.
gonna miss yall :-(
-Going out without stockings/underwear.
-Wearing sandals without getting frostbite.
-Drinking Diet Coke-OUTSIDE.
I adore this season and I'm SO excited to tell yall WHAT TO WEAR SPRING 2010:
This only applies to people NOT living in Milan.
We don't wear sunglasses here via Milan not getting sunlight via it being Europe's Most Polluted City.
(I'm not kidding; look it up).
For those of you in other parts of the world, I suggest these:
or anything that makes your face look skinnier.
2) Knee Pads.
I don't mean this Fashion-y Bullshit:
sorry Acne; not this time
I mean REAL Knee Pads:
They're surprisingly flattering via making the rest of your leg look thinner and they're also VERY practical, as I have learned today--LISTEN TO MY STORY:
Picture this: It's ~17:00 hours. I'm commuting from Work to School. It's Raining via SPRING SHOWERS. The cobblestone street I'm strutting down is getting slippery. I'm dry via the Umbrella I Stole From The Showroom,
but my Platform Heels are worrying me via Having No Traction. I'm praying to Lady Gaga to keep my balance...then I see some cute boys walking towards me.
I make eye contact. I'm feeling good. I look hot and confident. I've "got this in the bag."
---I SLIP AND FALL---
They walk past me. I am abandoned; helpless; alone. I can hear them laughing. Bastards.
I kill myself.
Maybe my shame could not be avoided but at least the bruises on my knees could.
3) A Paper Bag.
Over your head.
For obvious reasons.