Monday, May 17, 2010

Take a Hike

I got a great Fashion Question via Twitter Today:

One as complex as it is relevant. 

First of all the chicest way to Care for Children is to not care for them at all.

Remember you're only doing it for the Money

And the boys you can meet on the job.

Getting the kids Out of Your Way can be tricky but its easy in the woods; just send the little jerks on a "Scavenger Hunt" that will lead them to Quicksand, 


or Grizzly Bears.

Meanwhile, Set Up Camp, (find a bench), 

and wait for Hot Hikers to pass...

Because there will be plenty.

Luckily for you many designers have been going for a "Camp Theme" this season.

so you'll have plenty of Hiking-Chic Clothing Options

and well-dressed boys to choose from ;-)

Let me Break it Down for you:

1) Shorts
Obviously should be as short as possible. Good colors are either Poop Green

or Beige. 

2) Vest
Wear a Button-Down vest in Denim 

or Khaki. 

This way you can easily adjust how much #slutty #skin you wanna show.

3) Boots
Heels are always preferable 

perfect for dirt mud and blood.

4) Shades
Your Ray-Bans look dumb in the woods. Stick to anything with mirrored lenses as you won't have a real mirror there.

5) Other
Keep a set of Binoculars handy to Scope Out The Scene [Boys] 

as well as a bottle of Bug Spray. 

Because a Girl full of mosquito bites is about as chic as L.L.Bean.

1 comment:

  1. I'm reblogging this via tumblr bc it's hilarious and directly applies to me! Hope you don't mind.