Thursday, June 3, 2010

Diet "On The Rocks"

In preperation for Men's Fashion week, I'm trying to Slim Down.


I wore Last Year's Bathing Suit to school today just to remind myself to stay away from the Cafeteria.


I need some results and I need them FAST- so I've created a Plan:

The Summer 2010 Cocktail Crash Diet:


When dieting it's important to respect all Food Groups. 


That's why I've compiled a comprehensive list of Cocktails to Replace Each One. (Except for Meat. Obviously).

1) "Grains" = Manhattan 


Whiskey (Grain Alcohol), Sweet Vermouth, Bitters and a Cherry.
This drink says "sophistication" but is also says Carbs. Dont overdo it.

2) "Vegetables" Bloody Mary
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Vodka, Tomato Juice, Lemon Juice, Salt and Pepper.
Add TOBASCO Sauce for some extra spice-it will "upset your bowels" and "speed up your metabolism" ;-)

3) "Fruits" Sex on the Beach


Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice and Orange Juice.
Male Readers should never drink this or at least not in public. (Do I have Male Readers).

4) "Dairy" White Russian


Vodka, Coffee Liquor, (Light) Cream.
This is full of calories so after one of these you should Call It A Day. 

5) "Fats, Oils and Sweets" Vodka RedBull


A Lindsay Lohan Favorite; how do you think she stays so thin?


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