Thursday, June 3, 2010

Diet "On The Rocks"

In preperation for Men's Fashion week, I'm trying to Slim Down.

I wore Last Year's Bathing Suit to school today just to remind myself to stay away from the Cafeteria.

I need some results and I need them FAST- so I've created a Plan:

The Summer 2010 Cocktail Crash Diet:

When dieting it's important to respect all Food Groups. 

That's why I've compiled a comprehensive list of Cocktails to Replace Each One. (Except for Meat. Obviously).

1) "Grains" = Manhattan 

Whiskey (Grain Alcohol), Sweet Vermouth, Bitters and a Cherry.
This drink says "sophistication" but is also says Carbs. Dont overdo it.

2) "Vegetables" Bloody Mary

Vodka, Tomato Juice, Lemon Juice, Salt and Pepper.
Add TOBASCO Sauce for some extra spice-it will "upset your bowels" and "speed up your metabolism" ;-)

3) "Fruits" Sex on the Beach

Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice and Orange Juice.
Male Readers should never drink this or at least not in public. (Do I have Male Readers).

4) "Dairy" White Russian

Vodka, Coffee Liquor, (Light) Cream.
This is full of calories so after one of these you should Call It A Day. 

5) "Fats, Oils and Sweets" Vodka RedBull

A Lindsay Lohan Favorite; how do you think she stays so thin?

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