The 4th of July is here and my lil' Americans will be Celebrating.
I can't be there this time but I hope I can help yall Party In Style while I'm heat-stroking in Milan...
4th OF JULY FASHION TIPS:
1) Show Your Strength!
This summer Fashion is all about SUFFERING. If you aren't sweating, bleeding, crying or fainting, you aren't trying hard enough.
Show America some respect and leave your gym shorts at home.
2) Skip the Sandals.
Sandals are gross via Feet being gross.
And you'll probably be at some "outdoor party" which means you'll be exposed to "grass."
So wear boots and stay protected from All-Things-Nature.
4) Choose the Right Colors.
Black is key, especially in the summer. You'll stand out from the Pastel-Wearing-Crowd and sweat some extra weight off.
It's a win-win situation.
Your "American Flag Shout Outs" should be reserved for makeup and accessories.
Don't base your outfit on it unless you really know what you're doing.
6) Take it easy on the hot dogs.
It's Europe's turn to be the Fat Ones.