Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Do the Jane Fonda

I try to make the most of my Time In America.


I stock up on Midol and other products unavailable in Italy.


I also catch up on American Pop Culture via Milan being 10 years behind.


This August I want to take advantage of another Typical American Phenomenon: THE GYM.


That's right, yall. The girl who Failed High School Physical Education is getting a Gym Membership this August. 


I, however, wont be "excercising" -- I don't subject myself to "sweat."

hate you madonna

Everyone knows excercise is pointless & the only way to lose weight is to starve.

REASONS TO GO TO THE GYM SUMMER 2010:


1) Men
Hot men with Muscles who "take care of themselves."


I'm over "artistic types" with cliche drug problems.


(Steroids are the new Heroin)

2) Spandex
The best Fabric next to Latex. The Gym is great excuse to wear it.






3) Exibitionism
The Gym is the only public place where you can dress like this without getting Hate-Crimed.


Locker rooms are co-ed, right?


4) MIRRORS
EVERYWHERE.


5) Friendship
Join some Gym Class and meet people easily!


It's easier to approach people when they're wearing terrible outfits and you'll know that if they're interested it's not because of your shoes ;-)

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