But I'm visiting her on Saturday.
Problem is I'm not ready; I hear French women are major and unless I want to come back with an eating disorder and severe case of depression worse than what I've got now I've got to do some Preparation.
INTO THE BATTLEFIELD: P.A.R.I.S EDITION
P: Planning
I'm not eating till I get there
A: Accent
Gotta learn how to say "take me to the bathroom" without sounding Sicilian.
R: Research
You've gotta know about the "Culture" of a place before going there.
I've already done some research. He's French.
I: Ignore
Not thinking about missing class it's not like I'm coming back anyway.
S: Shop
Of course I'll spend all my money on clothes the first like ten minutes there but I've also gotta look good coming out of the plane unless I want to get Hate-Crimed.
Think Zara has this?
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