Deserting the army, your family & your dog are all punishable by law [death]. So what's the punishment is for leaving a desperate girl alone in Milan?
This summer I've already had two of my best friends leave me for "better opportunities" and tomorrow I'm losing a third. It's unacceptable & unfair & I want everyone to know about it (shame them back to me).
OFFENDER #1: NOAMY HENRIQUEZ AKA "NONO"
Nationality: El Salvadorian
Description: Killer style & killer moves
Best Known For: Destroying the dance floor, snapping her fingers
Current Location: California
Purpose: "School & Work" aka Gang Life
OFFENDER #2 YULIA ZINSHTEIN
Description: Lipstick, caviar & vodka enthusiest
Best Known For: Holding her liquor
Current Location: Paris
Purpose: "School"aka Shopping
OFFENDER #3 CYNTHIA GUZMAN TAMARES
Description: Thinks its the 70s
Best Known For: Her lips, her platforms & her tweets
Current Location: Dominican Republic (as of tomorrow)
Purpose: Unknown; probably drug-related
This is all hitting me hard; these girls have really "shaped my life" here.