Wednesday, October 27, 2010

THE DESERTERS

Deserting the army, your family & your dog are all punishable by law [death]. So what's the punishment is for leaving a desperate girl alone in Milan?

This summer I've already had two of my best friends leave me for "better opportunities" and tomorrow I'm losing a third. It's unacceptable & unfair & I want everyone to know about it (shame them back to me).

OFFENDER #1: NOAMY HENRIQUEZ AKA "NONO"




Nationality: El Salvadorian
Description: Killer style & killer moves
Best Known For: Destroying the dance floor, snapping her fingers
Current Location: California
Purpose: "School & Work" aka Gang Life

OFFENDER #2 YULIA ZINSHTEIN




Nationality: Russian
Description: Lipstick, caviar & vodka enthusiest
Best Known For: Holding her liquor
Current Location: Paris
Purpose: "School"aka Shopping

OFFENDER #3 CYNTHIA GUZMAN TAMARES




Nationality: Domenican
Description: Thinks its the 70s
Best Known For: Her lips, her platforms & her tweets
Current Location: Dominican Republic (as of tomorrow)
Purpose: Unknown; probably drug-related

This is all hitting me hard; these girls have really "shaped my life" here.


Those bitchez

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