They help me get my [Illegal] Residency despite my constant lack of documents & missing passport. (Think I left it in Paris).
Yesterday I had to get my Permit to Stay renewed again and as usual I showed up without any paperwork, with pictures from 1999 and questions regarding my own birth date. (I can't possibly be turning 23, my skin is so smooth!)
But I'm used to this Bureaucracy by now, and have learned that all you really need is a smile, a wink & a party dress.
This time I had a new officer and he was even nicer than the others; he took my fingerprints (held my hand) and asked for my phone number so he could "let me know personally" when my "next appointment" is.
Apparently in order for him to tell me this we need to meet in person, today, for "coffee." (What should I wear)?
I'll tell yall how it goes, if you don't hear about it first.
"THIS JUST IN: [BEAUTIFUL] FOREIGN GIRL GETS DEPORTED & OFFICER LOSES JOB, FAMILY."