Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Pre-Halloween Diet

Halloween is almost here & I'm prepping every way I can:

PAINTING NAIL$ BLACK,


"EuPhidra" Nail Polish I got yesterday at the Pharmacy-(went in for Tampons, left with cosmetics; happens every time)

BLEACHING SKIN


Via this powder I got yesterday, (also at the pharmacy) the WHITEST they had available: "01 Stay Buff"-wanna look like Marilyn Manson circa 2000


DIETING

Halloween is a great excuse to starve yourself.

All the good costumes involve nudity & spandex so unless you're in shape you'll look like crap & your holiday will be ruined! (Not to mention all the pictures taken of you will haunt you forever).

Dieting pre-Halloween is just as essential as picking the right costume.

Here's how it's done:

PRE HALLOWEEN DIET 2010

Breakfast: A handful of candy corn


Lunch: 1 "Fun-Sized" Candy


(You're saving for Trick-or-Treaters)



Dinner: One Halloween Cocktail





You'll be in tip-top shape in no time & ready for whatever cliche costume you picked ;)

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