Halloween is almost here & I'm prepping every way I can:
PAINTING NAIL$ BLACK,
"EuPhidra" Nail Polish I got yesterday at the Pharmacy-(went in for Tampons, left with cosmetics; happens every time)
BLEACHING SKIN
Via this powder I got yesterday, (also at the pharmacy) the WHITEST they had available: "01 Stay Buff"-wanna look like Marilyn Manson circa 2000
DIETING
Halloween is a great excuse to starve yourself.
All the good costumes involve nudity & spandex so unless you're in shape you'll look like crap & your holiday will be ruined! (Not to mention all the pictures taken of you will haunt you forever).
Dieting pre-Halloween is just as essential as picking the right costume.
Here's how it's done:
PRE HALLOWEEN DIET 2010
Breakfast: A handful of candy corn
Lunch: 1 "Fun-Sized" Candy
(You're saving for Trick-or-Treaters)
Dinner: One Halloween Cocktail
You'll be in tip-top shape in no time & ready for whatever cliche costume you picked ;)
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