Monday, November 15, 2010

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Between work, parties, school & boys [problems] a girl can get overwhelmed-especially when even her horoscope's against her.

Sometimes the only way to feel better is via the Healing Power of Music.

Here are a few of my favorite "It Could Be Worse So Put a Smile on Your Face, Bitch" songs:

1) "LA Girl" by Brody Dalle

Brody always makes me feel better; she has more anger in one finger than I have in my entire body & she's one of those broads who still gets bitched at for leaving her [loser] ex-boyfriend. And we all know how much that sucks.

2) "Typical Girls" by The Slits

These girls make me feel OK about sometimes wearing Flats.

3) "Poison Steak" by The Red Aunts

A middle-school favorite; poisoning your boyfriend never gets old.

4) "Moj Mali Je Opasan" by Tajci

The Original Britney; sings about how "dangerous" her boyfriend is but we all know shes singing about herself.

5) "Torn" by Natalie Imbruglia

Good attitude, good hoodie, nice apartment.

6) "Bathroom Stall" by the Epoxies

Leads a group of boys. Typical.

7) "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood

If she's not punk I dont know who is.

8) "Dont Speak" by No Doubt (aka Gwen Stefani)

When your boyfriend dumps you just write a best-selling album all about it and make him play each incriminating song with you in front of millions of people.

9) "Its the Hard Knock Life" Annie

These girls may be overdoing it-how hard can it be-they haven't even gotten their periods.

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