Friday, December 10, 2010

Birthday Gurl

My Birthday is in 10 days.

To keep myself from jumping out of a window Ive made a list of Gift Ideas for my Biggest Fans:

1) McDonald's Happy Meal Toys
Stolen from children.

2) Memory Removal
To forget how bad my Lady Gaga Seat Was.

3) Botox 

I'm turning 23; don't wanna talk about it.

4) Flight to Russia (one way)

To find a Dictator Husband (and a great fur hat).

5) An Obediant Hairdresser

The ones in Milan are refusing to dye my hair from black to white/gray. They say it could "literally melt away" via "all the chemicals Ive been soaking it in for the past decade."


6) A Therapist
It's about time.

1 comment:

  1. You about to be on that Michael Jordan status like me. God I hope you get this.