I've been lucky enough to spend most Holidays with my parents in North Carolina who have never compromised My Figure via only serving Soymilk & Salad, via being Vegetarians & Whole Foods fanatics.
But this time it's different.
This time I'm in Croatia where beer & butter rule and I'm surrounded by Bad Influences.
Kids here bring this to bars
and tomorrow my Grandmother is making these:
After 3 days here I'm already seeing and feeling a difference (American Apparel leotards aren't forgiving)
and I haven't even experienced the worst part [Christmas Dinner] yet! I'm panicking and fearing for my [social] life and need to stop before this it's too late.
For those of yall on my same [plus sized] boat, I've put together a list of Holiday Themed Thinspiration to keep you focused until the New Year.
EMERGENCY XMAS THINSPIRATION 2010:
1) Mariah Carey circa 1990s
Pre-Pregnancy, Pre-Nick Cannon
2) Charlie Brown's Tree
Tiny, Frail & Broken (like your self-esteem)
3) The Black Swan
Nothing can make you turn down grandma's cake like Natalie Portman in underwear
4) Jack Frost
For my Gays-you wanna look like Him (transparent!) or Frosty the Snowman?
(Ignore the girl)
|Suffering is Beauty is Suffering|
***MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY***