Thursday, December 30, 2010

mountain dew

Today I tried on a coat and asked my friend's opinion. Disgusted, she said I look like "one of those people who go to the mountains."


I couldn't take it off fast enough.


Anytime someone invites me to their Mountain Home or tells me about their Ski Trip I want to vomit.



My first two years of college were spent in the mountains of  North Carolina where I was subjected to wind (dry skin), snow (pants) and ice (flat shoes).


I can't imagine why anybody would go to the mountains unless they are:

1) dating a [hot, rich, professional] snowboarder


2) exiled from their country via Evil Dictator


3) operating a Meth Lab

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