Today I tried on a coat and asked my friend's opinion. Disgusted, she said I look like "one of those people who go to the mountains."
I couldn't take it off fast enough.
Anytime someone invites me to their Mountain Home or tells me about their Ski Trip I want to vomit.
My first two years of college were spent in the mountains of North Carolina where I was subjected to wind (dry skin), snow (pants) and ice (flat shoes).
I can't imagine why anybody would go to the mountains unless they are:
1) dating a [hot, rich, professional] snowboarder
2) exiled from their country via Evil Dictator
3) operating a Meth Lab