Monday, December 27, 2010

Resolutionx 2011

With Xmas gone (thank god) there's only one thing on people's minds:
New Year's Resolutions.

A years worth of failure, insecurity and self-loathing built up to one day when you decide to END IT ALL and become a Better Person.

A Post-Devil Anne Hathaway




A Post-Richard Julia Roberts




A Post-Drugs Amy Winehouse






NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS 2011

1) IMPROVE BODY
Via painting my nails every day

 via GIVE GOOD HAND



2) IMPROVE MIND
Via reading Mens Magazines.


I got this issue of GQ in the airport yesterday via Rihanna on the cover. Was planning on just reading her interview (looking at the pictures) but on the way I learned about cars, investing, erectile disfunction and porn! (Can't get that from Cosmo).


3) IMPROVE HEALTH
Via losing 20 kilos



I'm on a month-long liquid diet. Anyone who offers me food will be blacklisted.


4) IMPROVE SPIRIT
Via having More Fun




If you're having trouble coming up with Resolutions, ask your friends to make a list of things they hate about you.


Read the list out loud every day until New Years. By then you'll think of something ;)

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