Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Trend Warning: Shrinking Bags!

Attention everyone, I'm taking a quick break from eating Croatian Childrends Food






















to bring you an Important Message:

RESIST THE UNDERSIZED BAG TREND!

I've been seeing them everywhere-these tiny, worthless accessories.

Armani
DKNY


























Lanvin

Givenchy



Fendi





























Bulgari
Girls, I understand The Appeal. These bags are tempting. They look like so much fun and Everyone Is Doing It! 

But sometimes Trend turns to Tragedy and these bags are an example. You won't realize until it's too late that they will slowly ruin your life...

First you will buy one bag but one won't be enough-and each one will get smaller and smaller. 

You will start to make daily sacrifices for these bags-First you'll stop to carry your laptop, causing you to fail school and lose your job.

Then you'll abandon makeup and hair products, ruining your image. 

You will have no room for your keys, rendering your homeless.

You'll stop bringing your phone and will lose all your friends (what's left of them). 

You'll have no room for your money or even your tampons. 

It will just be You and The Bag against the world until you're out on the streets with NOTHING.

You will bring shame and regret upon your family. 

Even your cat will be forced to leave you.

~JUST SAY NO~

When buying a Bag, remember Marry Poppins





and leave the Small Stuff to clutches.


2 comments:

  1. Also, I love reading your blog and I hope you don't mind if I post you on my favorites page on my own, so that others may be jealous of the fabulous life you lead <3

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  2. adding you to my blogroll now; "enjoy long walks to the fridge" brilliant ;)

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