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I intended to write an Epic Blog Post about my Lady Gaga Concert Experience

I've realized I can't write about What Happened On Saturday.

I have a Complex Relationship with Lady Gaga which sometimes verges on psychosis.

I think it's better I just give yall the facts and leave my dementia to myself.

So here are my [zoomed-in] pictures

that remind me

that I was seated in the Nosebleed Section

By myself.

Those italian "fans" didn't deserve to be there.

Next time she should skip this country altogether & I'll just see her in Croatia.