Tomorrow I'm moving out and I'm doing my Final Packing.
I've found some things I dont want yet can't throw away (must save my trash bags for makeup).
So I've decided to Do The Right Thing and give them to yall (for cold hard cash).
CRUMPETS VIRTUAL MOVING OUT YARD $ALE 2011
MOSCHINO PATENT LEATHER [PLASTIC] CLUTCH
It wasn't a clutch when I bought it but it is now via me breaking the handle off.
VINTAGE VALENTINO LEATHER PURSE
Has some holes in it, put your tampons in a seperate bag.
VINTAGE RED FELT HAT
I bought this at the same time as the red Moschino Soon-To-Be Clutch. Must have been in my "Carmen Sandiego" phase.
BLACK ANONYMOUS SWEATER
I mean, what do you need to know. Its made out of sweater fabric (?) and it's black. Brand unknown (probably Croatian).
BLACK H&M PEA COAT
I bought this 2 years ago and one of the pockets is sewn together and it doesn't keep you warm. But it buttons all the way up so it's great for robberies.
PARISIAN PINK PSYCHO SWEATER
I bought this in Paris when I was craving cotton candy.
I only wore it once, lost some friends and all credibility.
Complete with a broken zipper and fleece lining. Doesn't hide even the smallest boobs and serves absolutely no purpose.
UNITED COLORS PANTS
Apparently I used to wear these. They're pre-faded. Don't wanna talk about it.
Charlize Theron in "Monster" Boots
I must have been severely depressed when I bought these. And more so if I ever wore them.
This model cell phone is a piece of shit but it survives anything and I heard that drug dealers use it (instant street cred).
Stole these from a showroom. They'll keep you warm on lonely nights.
Cosmo, Glamour, Vogue, I've got them all. I'm only keeping the ones with Lady Gaga on the cover.
I got [stole] this flower at my first Milanese Haus Party back in 2008. My 2 friends and I each got one and thought they were real ("they must be from Africa!") until the next morning. I was watering mine when I got the embarassing phone call. I've had it ever since.
This flower means a lot to me because it represents My Milanese Journey. It reminds me of my first days here and how happy [mentally unstable] I was. But like any relationship, this one must end.
It's stupid to attatch sentimental value to useless objects, right?