The Boy Who Cried "Rave"

A Good Friend once told me that "Belgian Ravers" are making a comeback.

While I don't know anything about Belgium, (or anyplace; today I used "neutral like Austria" in a sentence when I should have said "Switzerland" or "Germany"), I do know about Ravers.

What's not to love about a culture based on candy, drugs and dressing in the dark?

Just as I was starting to question this Trend Prediction, the Fashion Gods delivered; behold Jeremy Scott's Latest Collection:

13 year olds on their way home from a month of ecstasy binges

and unprotected hookups.

Surviving on a diet of Red Bull

and Lollypops.

You can almost see the holes in their brains

and feel their Mothers' desperation.