While crying into my double Baileys before class, the school bartender explained my misfortune.
He assured me that 2011 is a shitty year for everyone.
He said it's had "negative cosmic energy" but that soon it will "get better."
Seems like it's even true for Gaga.
While her new video is really "beautiful" (guy with neck tattoos) and seeing her barefoot makes me feel better about wearing flats, something (Beyonce) is missing.
Better luck next time, babe.
I'll be waiting in the bar.