|Gucci: Silk and Seventeen-Year-Olds|
Women's Fashion Week is all about taking drastic measures to distract yourself from the fact that beautiful teenage girls have possessed the city. So I've kept myself busy [drinking].
On Tuesday I DJd at Nike Stadium, aka put Nicki Minaj on repeat and made people bring me beer.
By midnight I was dancing on the counter of a cuban bar and socializing with the worst people in town.
|pic Fabio Paleari|
Everyone was taking pictures of her, probably because she stole my haircut.
Later I had some Italian Cuisine
and went to the Gucci party, where this bitch in leather would NOT shut up about some new car she's getting.
Anyway I woke up this morning with cuts and bruises on what was my GOOD knee, so now I'm officially handicapped and will stay in the rest of the week.