The only thing better than Broke Underage Slovakian Boys [Men's Fashion Week] is Rich Old Norwegian Men [Salone Del Mobile].
Salone Del Mobile is for Interior Designers who come to Milan to show their work, get wasted and steal ideas for Ikea.
I don't care about furniture (just mirrors) but if you want to pick up these designers you've gotta seem "interested."
In order to talk to them you must know the right terminology (don't call a couch "comfy"). Brush up on your info so you're ahead of the game.
The Four Principles of Interior Design:
That should do it-if not just lead them to the open bar.