Shave Your Head.
Everyone's allowed one Breakdown Headshave per lifetime.
And I've already used mine.
Now I've gotta do something else. I've gotta Reinvent Myself Completely via Madonna
and Dennis Rodman.
Obviously I'm starting with Makeup, and for that I'm turning to Gloria (duh).
I generally make sure that no part of my actual face is ever showing but obviously I've still got a long way to go. Gloria has proven that it is possible to move onto greater things and thicker lipliner.
Secondly, I must change my style.
One look through my facebook photos (yall have seen and studied them all) I'm all leopard print and lace. Like, yawn, Dolce&Gabbana did that last season.
I've decided I want my Innocence back so I'm gonna dress like a kid but I also wanna be taken seriously so I'll wear vintage overcoats of War Criminals, Russian Spies and Teenage girls from Berlin.
It's a work in progress but by summer I'll be Care Bears Meet Siberian Exile.