Shave Your Head.
Everyone's allowed one Breakdown Headshave per lifetime.
And I've already used mine.
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Now I've gotta do something else. I've gotta Reinvent Myself Completely via Madonna
and Dennis Rodman.
Obviously I'm starting with Makeup, and for that I'm turning to Gloria (duh).
I generally make sure that no part of my actual face is ever showing but obviously I've still got a long way to go. Gloria has proven that it is possible to move onto greater things and thicker lipliner.
Secondly, I must change my style.
One look through my facebook photos (yall have seen and studied them all) I'm all leopard print and lace. Like, yawn, Dolce&Gabbana did that last season.
It's a work in progress but by summer I'll be Care Bears Meet Siberian Exile.
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