Say goodbye to your fur and hello to your allergies.
Sprintime is here.
Spring fashion is a sad mix between your winter leftovers and what you want to wear this summer, leading to upsetting combinations like Shorts + Tights,
Boots + Sundresses
and Socks + Sandalds.
(Dont care what JAK and JIL say, this is never chic).
The trick to pulling off Spring is to focus less on clothing and more on Hair, Nails and Makeup.
Bathe yourself in hairspray (you'll be extra frizzy via the "humidity")
get your nails did,
and pile on the Beauty Products.
Do it right nobody will notice that you're dressing like a hippy on crack.