The Tourist

Yulia is coming from Paris tonight and I'm starting to get worried. After almost three years here, I still don't know where to take people. Restaurants are out of the question and I'm always denied entrance to the Duomo.

The only good parties are the Chinese Bar across from Plastic and that New Gay Night where nobody over the age of 15 is allowed.

I'm trying to come up with something "fun" for us to do and all I can think of are the 24-Hour Outdoor Vending Machines.

If she brings me gifts maybe I'll even take her to McDonald's.