Yall are watching too many Romantic Comedies and/or Internet Porn.
You think it's cool to come over at 5 am because you had a feeling I was "into you" or something (don't know what you're talking about)?
I don't even live here!
Sara only hasn't kicked me out already because she can't get out of bed.
We're watching American Dad.
No you wouldn't like it.
Ok, yes, I said you're hot and that I like your jacket.
I said maybe I'll come to your apartment tomorrow.
SO? I wink at everyone!
No you can't come in (I'm not even wearing makeup)!
You're pushing through the door-seriously?
At least take those horrible shoes off!
Really? Thanks, I got it in Paris!
Yeah, it's really comfortable.
No, I don't want any hash.
Because I don't want to smell like you.
Are you even speaking a language?
Why aren't you wearing your uniform?
Is that a chest tattoo?
It says "La Vita Loca?" Oh my god.
Please go, I have to sleep.
And I'll be keeping this jacket.