Yall know I LOVE dating sites. So you can imagine my excitement when I discovered this article on one made especially for Hotties.
The article describes how recently the site--which only allows members deemed "attractive" by other users--caught a virus which allowed a bunch of F'ing Ugly people to sign up! Obviously this was a huge disaster so as soon as he could, the owner of the site kicked off around 30,000 disgusting losers and sent an email informing them of the mistake and reminding them that they are still unattractive.
Intrigued, I figured I should give it a shot. Like, if zoo animals and faded jeans can get in, how hard can it possibly be?
I sent in a picture of myself that I think makes me look pretty sexually active/hot (my bra is showing duh)
and am awaiting their response.
If I get the Coveted Membership yall can expect some LOL posts on what "Beautiful People" are really like/how many guys ask me out. I'll also start posting some ugly/fat pictures immediately, as I've heard the site kicks off members for "letting themselves go."
And if I don't get accepted I will kill myself. Stay tuned.