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I couldn't take pictures of the most important parts of my trip like when I learned british slang or ruined my reputation but here's the rest of what happened in Venice:

got tricked into helping Matthew install his exhibition via him seducing me with [huffing] glue

met the Haus of Gaga

found Fashion Icon

attended gross/amazing boat party with Russian Bartenders, German Trannies, Italian Assholes

ruined a relationship

got kicked out of the Bauer #indecentexposure

hosted a dinner party

bought new shoes #lolz

found a drug dealer

found a boyfriend

got hate-crimed by slutty "artist"

fell in love

snuck into an exhibition via crawling through the woods

got a tan

got my period