Why is it that in Venice champagne is free yet internet is a luxury?
I'm stealing the wifi connection from some nearby yacht while drinking the leftovers of the Wealthy in a hotel bar I'm not allowed in.
I'm getting tons of great shit I'll show yall later but for now I'm too busy destroying my life via having dance-offs with trannies (I lost)
and kissing Italian Playboys.
Is it normal that I feel I'm constantly on a boat even when I'm just sitting?