cum on irene

Hey yall! Feelin' drafty? I know I'm totally late on this, but I've been busy getting supplies-for those of yall not already evacuated/drowning, here's a list of what you need to get through this bitch of a hurricane:


IRENE SURVIVAL KIT APOCALYPSE 2011:


1) CANNED GOODS
a. Hairspray 

Wind = Bad hair, duh!

b. Spray Tan 

You're gonna be spending some time indoors.

c. Shaving Cream 

Becuz a hairy situation doesn't mean yall should be hairy.

2) WATER
And by "Water" I mean Waterproof Mascara. 

3) SHELTER
Via chic Transparent Raincoat.

4) TOOLS
In times like these yall can't expect professionals to help you! So stock up on your own nail polish, waxing kits and of course, syringes (botox, drugs).

5) MEDICINE
Tons of booze will make you feel like it's just you that's spinning!

Happy Hurricane Everyone!