Anyways-being sooo far behind in gossip via deciding to stop reading Perezhilton (he's a Bully), I only NOW saw Beyonce's new Trailer-Trash Music Video. And I have to say it's brilliant. Not only is it full of mayj new makeup and hair trends, it's also ~bursting~ with Beyonce's step-by-step rules for a
PREGNANCY TIPS 2012: THE BEYONCE BABY
1) MORAL SUPPORT
Being preggers means needing someone to tie your shoes for you because your ankles are swollen and so are you so you actually can't even see your feet. You need someone you can trust-someone who won't judge you-someone like a Drug-Dealing Gang$ter.
Get familiar with toxic toys and mostly how they taste. The family that poisons together stays together.
Keep your fetus as close to open flames and large bodies of water as possible.
I mean basically anything orange is full of Vitamin C.
Tone your butt by doing squats against a moving stolen car.
Keep morning-sickness under control by living on your toilet.
Because if you get wasted enough you'll forget all about it.