Yulia's Facebook Picture has a bear head in it so I figured I should get her something involving a Panda (Pandas are chicer than Grizzlies because they're Asian). I found this Panda Eraser for 50 cents which I think was pretty lucky because who even uses erasers anymore? It's basically vintage and on the back it says "Designed By Korea," who, if I remember correctly, just graduated from Marangoni and now works for Lagerfeld.
Yulia also enjoys painting her nails so I got two new Nail Polishes for 2 Euros Each, which I'll use to make my gift (Yulia won't get to actually keep them).
Have yall heard of this "Catherine Arley" brand? I think it was exclusively sold at La Rinascente for a while so again, this is a lucky find.
We're starting this process via something I learned on Nip/Tuck aka taking his face off (don't worry yall it pops right back in). This way I'll be able to embellish the eyes/ears without ruining his complexion!
Next we'll be painting Panda's Body with the Pearl Pink Polish to give him a sexy shine. (Be sure to do this on your laptop so you ruin it because nothing says "I love you" like "this is all your fault and you owe me a thousand bucks").
Finally, customize Panda with a "Y" for
Merry Christmas, Yulia. Anyway you're Jewish so Who Cares.