Saturday, December 17, 2011

I'VE HAD THE TIMELINE OF MY LIFE

Um. Can we talk about this Timeline Business?



As much as I love the fact that my FB Profile now has a "Banner" meaning it can draw more attention to my personality/appearance/#swag, I'm not sure I like the fact that every embarrassing thing I've ever done/said/dated is now so easily reached!




At first I wanted to delete my entire history/memories/friends before everyone could get a chance to see I'm not as cool as I pretend to be and have had really bad haircuts or whatever-but I realized it's better to do what some people do when they fart in public, aka Draw More Attention To It In Hopes of Preventing Being Made Fun Of! So, yall, let's take a look at ~My Life~



I was born sometime before 2006, when Linda Li introduced me to Modern Society:




At this time I was living in Boone and attending Appalachian State University where I had roommates with which I shared my classes, life and drinking habits




until I found a Boyfriend:




Corbin and I had a passionate relationship which you can follow through both our timelines! See some highlights here: 


The first time he asked me out:




The first time we had sex:




The first time we "fell in love":




The first time he met my Mom:




The fifth time we broke up:




Probably because a few months prior I had moved to Milan (oops)




where I met lots of inspiring people,




learned tons of important things,







and had fruitful experiences that opened my body and soul.






I met some Foreign Putas who left me for ~Better Things~






so for a while I chilled with #famouzpeople








and since then it's kind of been a blur.









And now I'm exhausted. 

4 comments:

  1. I'm seriously offended that I'm not in this post. I'm deleting the picture of me kissing your cheek in a sailor hat and you licking you fingers from the banner on my phone NOW.

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  2. hey, how did u made a "banner" at your fb profile? coool

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  3. i just discovered your blog all the way over here in australia. really like it. have you heard the song is that all there is by peggy lee? it could be your song maybe

    I remember when I was a very little girl, our house caught on fire.
    I'll never forget the look on my father's face as he gathered me up
    in his arms and raced through the burning building out to the pavement.
    I stood there shivering in my pajamas and watched the whole world go up in flames.
    And when it was all over I said to myself, "Is that all there is to a fire?"

    Is that all there is, is that all there is
    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
    Let's break out the booze and have a ball
    If that's all there is

    And when I was 12 years old, my father took me to the circus, the greatest show on earth.
    There were clowns and elephants and dancing bears
    And a beautiful lady in pink tights flew high above our heads.
    And as I sat there watching the marvelous spectacle
    I had the feeling that something was missing.
    I don't know what, but when it was over,
    I said to myself, "Is that all there is to a circus?"

    Is that all there is, is that all there is
    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
    Let's break out the booze and have a ball
    If that's all there is

    Then I fell in love, with the most wonderful boy in the world.
    We would take long walks by the river or just sit for hours gazing into each other's eyes.
    We were so very much in love.
    Then one day, he went away. And I thought I'd die -- but I didn't.
    And when I didn't I said to myself, "Is that all there is to love?"

    Is that all there is, is that all there is
    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing

    I know what you must be saying to yourselves.
    If that's the way she feels about it why doesn't she just end it all?
    Oh, no. Not me. I'm in no hurry for that final disappointment.
    For I know just as well as I'm standing here talking to you,
    when that final moment comes and I'm breathing my last breath, I'll be saying to myself,

    Is that all there is, is that all there is
    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
    Let's break out the booze and have a ball
    If that's all there is

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