As much as I love the fact that my FB Profile now has a "Banner" meaning it can draw more attention to my personality/appearance/#swag, I'm not sure I like the fact that every embarrassing thing I've ever done/said/dated is now so easily reached!
At first I wanted to delete my entire history/memories/friends before everyone could get a chance to see I'm not as cool as I pretend to be and have had really bad haircuts or whatever-but I realized it's better to do what some people do when they fart in public, aka Draw More Attention To It In Hopes of Preventing Being Made Fun Of! So, yall, let's take a look at ~My Life~
At this time I was living in Boone and attending Appalachian State University where I had roommates with which I shared my classes, life and drinking habits
until I found a Boyfriend:
Corbin and I had a passionate relationship which you can follow through both our timelines! See some highlights here:
The first time he asked me out:
The first time we had sex:
The first time we "fell in love":
The first time he met my Mom:
The fifth time we broke up:
Probably because a few months prior I had moved to Milan (oops)
where I met lots of inspiring people,
learned tons of important things,
and had fruitful experiences that opened my body and soul.
I met some Foreign Putas who left me for ~Better Things~
so for a while I chilled with #famouzpeople
and since then it's kind of been a blur.
And now I'm exhausted.