So I've been waiting anxiously for the new Gaga Video all day
and when I saw it I actually cried-not because it "moved" me or "inspired" me or even made me jealous-just because she just can't seem to stop stealing my shit!
She took all my Friends,
My Eating Disorders,
My Beauty Regimen,
My Dance Moves
and even my Love Life!
What's next, Gaga? My boyfriend?