I want yall to give me requests. Like, dare me to do things so I can write about and/or film myself doing them! Obviously I don't mean anything that will like, kill me (#youwish) or get me deported or thrown in jail because I don't think prisons have WIFI. I mean stuff like trying new placenta-based face masks or testing horrible pickup lines on children or stealing shoes from Anna Dello Russo or working undercover at McDonald's, you know? I promise I'll do [some of] what yall ask me to-this month I'm at yall's mercy-so give me your worst AND DON'T LET ME DOWN.
Edit: Don't be as creepy as first comment below-remember Young, Innocent Lady Gaga fans read this blog, too.
stand in front of the cam and do a nice video for your fans: start by shoving your fist deep down your throat up until you puke. you need to wear some nice pair of stockings and puke allover them. literally throw up like there is no tomorrow...we want to see a half naked tea getting dirty
ReplyDeletedon't put the stockings on your face like some odd bank robber - please. also, pick a very remarkable pair - for added pathos. that will do, miss Tea. i dare you to!
an anonymous supporter with kinky taste in sex
BUT I DON'T OWN NICE STOCKINGS
ReplyDeleteI know its not a "mad" thing to do, but could you make a video about your makeup routine? You always look so gorgeous and flawless <3
ReplyDeleteyes i think the makeup thing would be very nice
ReplyDeletePerhaps you could start reviewing some nice old fashioned gothic novels, Lord Dunsany's works if I may offer a suggestion for a nice beginning, but, should you find them too boring (or not so frightening), a far more creeping experience it's to have a look at "the woman in black". You will eventually find out how Harry Potter ended up in a legal firm and that haunted houses are meant to be left empty.
ReplyDeletedisguised as a man for a whole day in the streets of milan
ReplyDeleteYou should interview Arthur Kulkov and ask him if he's gay because I'm in love with him.
ReplyDeletehave a celebrity breakdown.. pull a britney without the head shaving obvz
ReplyDeleteBy any chance inspired by my post in crew Andrew?
Deleteyes dress like a man! #joecalderone, or maybe a fat suit like Tyra? lol
ReplyDeletelet me in on the secret as to how you got your dark hair to turn lilac without killing it.
ReplyDeletep.s your videos are amazing.
You should dress up like a real Lady and then gibe us a tour of MIlan! Could be like a standart tourist tour, but yould also be your personal MIlan!
ReplyDeleteI live in New York City--how about a walking tour of where you hang out in Milan [McDonalds]?
ReplyDeleteP.S. "I say you the bestest."
XOXOXO
if i dress up as celine dion, and you record it while i'm singing her songs, i'll be your friend forever.
ReplyDeletehow do u make your hair go that cool purple colour?
ReplyDeleteso much creativity in these comments, but actually all she wants is the attention! Aha
ReplyDeleteWhat about slapping your pussy? or pussy drumming
Tell me all about your sister
ReplyDeleteCan you please write about that hot guy Daytona? You have not wrote about him in ages and no one cares about these fat pakis Marcos and Filip. Like they dont have the same cheek bones / class as him...
ReplyDeletewho even ins Daytona, i mean come on srsly.
Delete;] winky face jj luv u
tell more about men's fashion week! like a guide maybe...but also just any info :')
ReplyDeletealso, i love your videos, you should do more of them!
Sometimes it is better not to say anything when you have nothing to say. But I like the idea of pretending to be a man. You should also get one of those strap-ons.
ReplyDeleteOh, please do a guide to surviving college for young alcoholics! And I dare you to streak in the streets of Milan, or at least go to a club just in your underwear (I know that's how you end up anyway, dear thing) <3
ReplyDeletea guide on how to 'klurbbbb' like snooki or lady gaga
ReplyDeletethings you love/hate about yourself
ReplyDeleteTrends for 2012!!! Like things cool people are saying, doing wearing, whatevz! <3 <3 <3
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