Thursday, March 8, 2012

MARCH MADNESS (THE CRUMPETS EXPERIMENT)

Last month I had to study a lot so I "didn't have time to write" so I just posted a video every few days which was super easy because I love filming myself or whatever but now my exams are over till June and I don't even have a real job so I don't have an excuse not to post something every day but it's like, I have nothing to say! The most exciting thing that's happened to me recently is something I'm not allowed to link here via humiliating my family (obvz) and my Personal Life is about as interesting as it ever was [cats] and I'm not even on any kind of new crazy diet or anything so this time I need yall's help! 


I want yall to give me requests. Like, dare me to do things so I can write about and/or film myself doing them! Obviously I don't mean anything that will like, kill me (#youwish) or get me deported or thrown in jail because I don't think prisons have WIFI. I mean stuff like trying new placenta-based face masks or testing horrible pickup lines on children or stealing shoes from Anna Dello Russo or working undercover at McDonald's, you know? I promise I'll do [some of] what yall ask me to-this month I'm at yall's mercy-so give me your worst AND DON'T LET ME DOWN.




Edit: Don't be as creepy as first comment below-remember Young, Innocent Lady Gaga fans read this blog, too.

25 comments:

  1. stand in front of the cam and do a nice video for your fans: start by shoving your fist deep down your throat up until you puke. you need to wear some nice pair of stockings and puke allover them. literally throw up like there is no tomorrow...we want to see a half naked tea getting dirty

    don't put the stockings on your face like some odd bank robber - please. also, pick a very remarkable pair - for added pathos. that will do, miss Tea. i dare you to!

    an anonymous supporter with kinky taste in sex

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  2. BUT I DON'T OWN NICE STOCKINGS

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  3. I know its not a "mad" thing to do, but could you make a video about your makeup routine? You always look so gorgeous and flawless <3

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  4. yes i think the makeup thing would be very nice

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  5. Perhaps you could start reviewing some nice old fashioned gothic novels, Lord Dunsany's works if I may offer a suggestion for a nice beginning, but, should you find them too boring (or not so frightening), a far more creeping experience it's to have a look at "the woman in black". You will eventually find out how Harry Potter ended up in a legal firm and that haunted houses are meant to be left empty.

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  6. disguised as a man for a whole day in the streets of milan

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  7. You should interview Arthur Kulkov and ask him if he's gay because I'm in love with him.

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  8. have a celebrity breakdown.. pull a britney without the head shaving obvz

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    1. By any chance inspired by my post in crew Andrew?

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  9. yes dress like a man! #joecalderone, or maybe a fat suit like Tyra? lol

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  10. let me in on the secret as to how you got your dark hair to turn lilac without killing it.

    p.s your videos are amazing.

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  11. You should dress up like a real Lady and then gibe us a tour of MIlan! Could be like a standart tourist tour, but yould also be your personal MIlan!

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  12. I live in New York City--how about a walking tour of where you hang out in Milan [McDonalds]?
    P.S. "I say you the bestest."
    XOXOXO

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  13. if i dress up as celine dion, and you record it while i'm singing her songs, i'll be your friend forever.

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  14. how do u make your hair go that cool purple colour?

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  15. so much creativity in these comments, but actually all she wants is the attention! Aha
    What about slapping your pussy? or pussy drumming

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  16. Tell me all about your sister

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  17. Can you please write about that hot guy Daytona? You have not wrote about him in ages and no one cares about these fat pakis Marcos and Filip. Like they dont have the same cheek bones / class as him...

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    1. who even ins Daytona, i mean come on srsly.
      ;] winky face jj luv u

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  18. tell more about men's fashion week! like a guide maybe...but also just any info :')
    also, i love your videos, you should do more of them!

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  19. Sometimes it is better not to say anything when you have nothing to say. But I like the idea of pretending to be a man. You should also get one of those strap-ons.

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  20. Oh, please do a guide to surviving college for young alcoholics! And I dare you to streak in the streets of Milan, or at least go to a club just in your underwear (I know that's how you end up anyway, dear thing) <3

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  21. a guide on how to 'klurbbbb' like snooki or lady gaga

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  22. things you love/hate about yourself

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  23. Trends for 2012!!! Like things cool people are saying, doing wearing, whatevz! <3 <3 <3

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