Monday, May 7, 2012

ALL THE SINGLE LADIES IF I WERE A BOY

So last night I was complaining to my friend about how I never get any action in this stupid town and she was like "yeah I know what it's like to be like "I've already been with every hot guy in the room" and I was like "yeah I know but for me it's more like "I've already been with every hot and ugly and gay guy in this room" too." 

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  1. You are hilarious! Especially love your dancing.

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  2. can u do a fashion police episode of milan. ty. #itsnotmarchmadnessbutidontcare

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    1. yeah dude I'm ALWAYS taking requests from yall :) not sure how I'd do that though-like actual people on the street?

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  3. so true (as a straight guy: i can only imagine). It feels very similar though if you
    1) don't dress like a diesel/abercrombie/boggi commercial
    2) don't have a tattoo
    3) don't pretend you're a DJ/PR/"artist"
    4) still don't wanna hang out at Old Fashion

    btw: I like the fact you're evading this whole "video-diary" thing by getting crazy with the costumes. And I love (most of) your impersonations!

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    1. yeah I figured me just talking can get hella ~lame~ but which characters dont' you like? what do you wanna see? spending all my money on wigs from now on

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    2. I don't think telling you would be a good thing. I don't want you to feel you have to do this or that based on market research or your Nielsen-ratings. It will kill your creativity. I'll just say this is my favorite post in like more than a week or something. And besides, saying "(most of) all" instead of "all" sounds less suck-uppy.

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  4. Gotta dig the Stray Cats!

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  5. I LIKE THE APATHETIC STRUNG OUT FÄSHIN GIRL LOOK VERY MUCH. (I also think you are very hot obvs the way you are, but the lipstick + auburn hair is such a good look!!!)

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  6. It seems you are increasingly letting all the crazy out with every new video....and I honestly could not be enjoying it more. So delightfully silly <3

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  7. LoL! It's like "Girls" meets "Paz de la Huerta. Brilliant!

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