Thursday, June 28, 2012


I may or may not have told y'all already I'm staying in Milan All Summer Long and while some of y'all are probably like, "that sucks so much dude no swimming or margaritas or sunburn or whatever" I'm more thinking like, this will be the best ~Staycation~ evz. 


  1. I'm about to sound like an uppity bitch right now, but you're supposed to do suncream, then wait, then do insecticide cause it messes with your suncream and makes it less effective. Just looking out for your porcelain skin!

  2. What lipstick do you wear? It's like invincible. If I tried to sexily eat a green popsicle it would be covered in red smears in 10 secs.