Tuesday, July 17, 2012

AN ODE TO FATTI BURKE (OR HOW I GOT MY NEW BANNER)

Fatti Burke,
Your name is funny.
Because,
You are not "Fatty"
In fact, 
(In fat, lol),
You are very slender 
And beautiful.
Not that
I have
Anything
Against
Fat girls,
Or whatevz.


Fatti Burke,
You live in Dublin,
And I have never been there.
But I think
They drink
Lots of Beer.
Which I don't really like (it makes me bloated)
But I do
Like you,
Fatti Burke.
And I like your shorts.



Fatti Burke,
You've made
My new Blog Banner
Which is the New Banner For My Blog,
And for that I am grateful.
Because,
It's beautiful.
And,
Fatti Burke,
So Are You.




Fatti Burke,
Thank you.
I Love You.

4 comments:

  1. Love the poem, love the banner!

    ReplyDelete
  2. Whoop whoop! Representing my home town! Although Dublin is tiny and everyone knows everyone so I find it strange I've never heard of this girl but I got some contacts in NCAD (her college - googled it), I'm gonna find this Fatti and her awesome tattoos and bond over our shared love of Crumpets!

    ReplyDelete
  3. come to dublin!!!!!!!!

    ReplyDelete
  4. haha likewise Dublin bird. Assuming you iz female! Lets all have a Tea & Crumpets date <333

    ReplyDelete