AN ODE TO FATTI BURKE (OR HOW I GOT MY NEW BANNER)

Fatti Burke,

Your name is funny.

Because,

You are not "Fatty"

In fact, 

(In fat, lol),

You are very slender 

And beautiful.

Not that

I have

Anything

Against

Fat girls,

Or whatevz.

Fatti Burke,

You live in Dublin,

And I have never been there.

But I think

They drink

Lots of Beer.

Which I don't really like (it makes me bloated)

But I do

Like you,

Fatti Burke.

And I like your shorts.

Fatti Burke,
You've made
My new Blog Banner
Which is the New Banner For My Blog,
And for that I am grateful.
Because,
It's beautiful.
And,
Fatti Burke,
So Are You.

Fatti Burke,
Thank you.
I Love You.