And here's why she's Chicer than you:
1) She has an iPhone 6.
2) She's friends with Perez Hilton.
3) Her diet matches her clothes.
4) She's into Interior Design.
5) She's Outdoorsy.
6) She carpools to save the environment.
7) She prefers a man's personality over his looks.
8) She'll Pimp Your Ride.
9) She's a renowned hostess.
11) She experiments with Gender Roles.
12) She's good at sharing.
13) She's a talented painter.
14) This fucking thing.
15) She supports local businesses.
16) She only takes Fashun Showers.
17) She sleeps a healthy 7 hours a day.
18) She's a Rich Bitch.