Saturday, February 25, 2012

I WISH THEY ALL COULD BE ORLANDO FLORIDA GIRLS

By some strike of luck on my part and bad judgement on others' I was asked to represent my School in a conference in Florida this week and we're leaving tomorrow and the conference lasts a few days and I'm the only student from the Fashion Design Course being sent there so I have to be on my ~best behavior~ aka walk around in tiny bathing suits and try to seduce professors. 

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

STILL CORNERS

This weekend I got to interview Greg from Still Corners for i-D online because they're about to tour the shit out of Europe and just released an amazing video for "Endless Summer" that my friend Georgia Hudson made and yall should read it, even though the best questions were taken out, like when I asked Greg if he prefers Gaga or Lana Del Rey (he answered incorrectly).

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Read the interview HERE!

Monday, February 20, 2012

FAILING EXAMS WITH TEA

My family used to think I had a Learning Disability because I was failing so many classes in High School but the truth is I was just skipping class every day and focusing too much time and energy on thinking about ways to hide not eating to even study but when I realized I kind of had to graduate I got my shit together and worked [cheated] my ass off and did well on my SATs or whatever and even got into a shitty college! Anyway now I'm kind of having to do the same thing to get through my ~last year at NABA~ and so far it's going well thanks to Youtube Tutorials, Pop Stars and late-night Goody Cao.






Wish me luck, yall!

Sunday, February 19, 2012

NOTION

This week will be an Emotional Roller Coaster, like, I have my period, four more exams to pass and a trip to Florida to plan. But not to worry-I bought two packs of tampons yesterday, already aced three tests last week and am getting a new bikini tomorrow. But I don't have much time to write-just showing yall this lil article about me in Notion Magazne- I don't remember what I said here but I do know whatever it is upset my Mom but what else is new. (I don't actually have it, this picture was sent to me so if anyone wants to mail me a copy that would be rly metal). 



Anyways yall can read the whole magazine HERE while I just excuse myself to the bathroom.



Thursday, February 16, 2012

CRUMPETS WORKOUT PLAN

My school is sending me to Florida in two weeks so I can hang out with dolphins or whatever and I wanna be naked the whole time so I'm basically on a hella diet only I don't have as much self control as I did as an ~Ana Teen~ so now I just go to the Gym or whatevz which is fun because it gives me an excuse to walk around in a bra. 


Sunday, February 12, 2012

IN WHICH I THINK I AM AN ARTIST

Last week I got a message on Facebook from a guy named Ludovico who is a fashion designer best known for his red hair who said he really likes my videos, that they're pretty "avant garde" and that he wants me to perform at his party. I told him I'm not a performance artist and he was like "yes you are" and I was like "like when" and he was like "like when you got kicked out of Plastic for stripping on stage" and I was like "well that's not a performance, that's my life." But I agreed to do it anyway and I asked Filip if he would do it with me because I guess we're like a "collective" or something I mean basically I don't even pee without him, anyway I guess people always see us destroying parties and getting thrown out of places and getting wasted together or whatever so I figured the best thing to do would be to dress hella conservatively and read everyone some books. We also brought cheeseburgers. Unfortunately there's no video ~that I know of~ but my friend Glauco took some pics:








I don't think people really understood the performance and by understood I mean liked and I'm pretty sure nobody will ever want us back again and it's probably because I should have listened to my Mom who said "if you really wanna surprise your audience, just don't get drunk for once, they won't be able to believe it."

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

THE TAMPON BEYOND

I just got home after an exhausting day of crying over the death of the cat in "The Future" so tonight I don't have much time to do anything but plan my Downward Spiral Into Depression but I had to take a few minutes to tell yall that I FINALLY got Matthew Stone's "The Body Beyond" book in the mail and it only took like ten months thanks to the Italian Postal Service so here's me talking about it/showing pictures of my butt and here's the link to where yall can buy it! 

Monday, February 6, 2012

SHIT UNEMPLOYED PUTAS SAY IN MILAN

Yall I know I'm about a year late on this #trend but I just realized yesterday that nobody has done one of these videos on Milan so I guess I kind of had to only I didn't want to make it in Italian and could only base it on my experience with the Three People I Know Here so my cat and I are probably the only ones who will even find it funny. 

Friday, February 3, 2012

THE SLUTTY GIRL WITH THE LIPS

I guess I'd have more time to write if I didn't spend all day crying in the mirror trying to look like Lana Del Rey.