When I was just a lil preteen reading JANE magazine at coffee shops in Chapel Hill I never would have expected to write for Jane Pratt's website if only because back then websites didn't really exist, but whatever. Anywayz, after obsessing over the site I wrote some obsessive emails to the editors who allowed me to write some crap for them. Here's my first article, which is about fashun, and not my vagina, for once:
I enjoyed the shit out of that article.
ReplyDeletehilarious stuff tea I hope you write more for xojane!
ReplyDeleteYour name is really hard to say
ReplyDeletejust say "tay-uh" for the first name and pretend to choke on food for the last ;)
Deletehow do you do your eyebrows? they are 2 DIE 4 *flaps hands while hyperventilating*
ReplyDeleteI pluck the crap out of them to look like Nike signs meet birds flying away in fear and pencil them in with eyeliner and cover them in powder to make sure they don't actually fly away ;) ;)
Deletewhere can i join a cult revolving around you *^*
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You are glorious. If you're ever in the NYC area I will buy you a drink and we'll do karaoke so I can serenade you with "Papparazzi" <3
ReplyDeleteHello there! What a nice looking site you have! Did you create your blog by yourself?
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