Of course I blame Her Going Back To Him on the fact that she either a) has a mental illness b) is Trolling us c) is holding He Who Shall Not Be Named as an unpaid intern against his will and/or d) was abducted by aliens and is being controlled by Their Leader in a sick ploy to ruin Feminists via making them cry themselves to death.
Either way, upon seeing these images I couldn't help imagining a few things I'd rather see RiRi cuddling with than HIM. Here are some examples:
1) A Can Of Beans
Beans Beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you poop the more you poop the better you feel so avoid crappy men at every meal!
2) Lady Gaga's Wig
Unlike Chris Brown, this Brown Wig is into Beautiful People while keeping in mind that women are people, too.
4) A Maxi Pad
Prevents the spread of unwanted blood rather than causing it.
5) Over-Possessive Girlfriend
Possessive beats Abusive any day (pun intended).
6) A Bum
Shine Bright Like a Trash Can.
7) Kim's Bum
8) Sifl and Olly
Giving a different meaning to "I'm gonna sock you in the face."
9) Scooby Snacks
It's been Scientifically Proven aka Shown on Seinfeld that women lose focus when they're sexually active with men-the male
10) Anon H8rs
They only use fighting words.
The list goes on and on-what would you have rather seen Rihanna sitting next to at the Grammys? Give her suggestions and maybe she'll do better next time.