Thursday, February 7, 2013


I've always thought that I was much smarter before I hit puberty. I was at my best and brightest right before I got my period, grew my [A cup] boobs and lost my virginity. Things were so clear! Things Made Sense. There were Eternal Truths not to be messed with. Like that the Backstreet Boys are better than NSYNC, Britney is hotter than Christina and only rich bitches wear khaki shorts from Abercrombie and Fitch. Don't you wish you could be a Sassy Tween again? I know I do. Unfortunately there's no way to get back your pre-teen self (or body! ugh), but there is a way to get advice from someone that age. Below my friend Dev and I get all that and more! (Fast forward for my part, Dev is totes boring) XOXO

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